Thursday, 10 May 2018

Two Hundred to One

How much do you spend each day in Spain? Let's add a small fraction of the price of your house, and a slightly larger one for your car... and maybe throw in your furniture and your pills and your taxes (including IBI).
I have no idea, myself. It seems a lot. Many of us residents live on money sent from abroad - our pension or something from the bank. You will know how much I am talking about. It's true that some of us foreigners get our money from the sweat of our brow here in Spain (usually, but not always, money issuing from fellow guiris as customers and clients), and then there are a few foreigners who live here on their wits - ripping off other foreigners as best they can ('I don't feel good about it', says one, having just persuaded an elderly couple in Mojácar to put their car in his name, and then selling it, 'but I do what I must to live').
In short, the above-mentioned gentleman excluded, we foreigners bring in a lot of money to Spain. In the cities we are a tiny fraction, but in many small coastal towns we are very important to the local economy.
Except Mojácar, where if you ain't wearing Lycra, you ain't worth a damn.
But talking of Lycra and Speedos and other tourist paraphernalia, how much do the trippers spend daily while on their hols (for an average of twelve days visit for foreigners, five for a Madrileño)? The answer, according to the records, is 60€ per day.
So, one foreign tourist spends 720€. Perhaps some of this stays in the country of origin, perhaps not (the records understandably don't show). Some of their money will be taken in the all-inclusive hotel and perhaps the rest will largely go to the corner souvenir shop (or maybe in bicycle repair). By the way, those visitors who don't stay in the hotels - usually house guests, family and so on - are known in the trade as 'tupamaros'.
Foreign residents, of course, spend nothing in local hotels and souvenir shops.
I'm just popping into the nick-nack shop...
How much do we spend in a full year, as compared to one tourist in twelve days? My rough calculation is 200:1. One foreign resident spends, in one year, two hundred times more than one tourist in one yearly visit.
Following from this, it becomes clear that one thousand residents would be worth the equivalent of two hundred thousand tourists. With 200 times less crowding, aggravation and noise.
Mojácar, with its 3,000 full-time foreigners (600,000 tourists), should have a slightly higher image as a residential town and, who knows, maybe some representation in the town hall, a foreigners' department and perhaps a vague 'bilingualism' amongst our rulers. We bring a lot of wealth to the pot.
Other towns in the province, far from the playas, like Arboleas, Zurgena, Turre, Bédar and Albox, are aware of the incalculable value of their foreign citizens, but in Mojácar, it's all about the trippers and their sixty euros. 

Monday, 7 May 2018

Mojácar: From Bohemian to Bourgeois in One Legislature

The fate of the 'most emblematic' beach bars is now sealed. The latest extension of the Paseo Maritimo - from the Red Cross to the Maui - was agreed yesterday (Monday) in a rubber stamp plenary session in the Mojácar town hall. The Government to pay 2.2 million euros and the town's piggy bank to cough up another 850,000€, plus the expropriation costs of 15,300 square metres belonging to fifteen separate escrituras. The PSOE leader Manuel Zamora reckons that this could cost as much as 'another four or five million euros'. The town hall claims that the expropriation costs will be a rather more accurate 501,304 euros.
The expropriation of 15,300 metres of land in the short stretch of coast - just 700m long - supposes a lot of land taken: some to make 145 parking spots (in our experience, town hall parking projects mean a reduction in parking spaces) but most of the expropriated land will become a sea wall, an elevated path, a cycling lane (rarely used anywhere, either in Mojácar or elsewhere, but very fashionista By Gum), together with gardens, benches, dog-shit bag dispensers, lights, and sundry other attractions.
"They want to make a macro-project more than nine meters wide in some areas that reduces the surface area of the businesses by more than 30%," says Somos Mojácar spokeswoman Jessica Simpson. "It seems that you hate business," she told the mayor during the Monday pleno, adding "Mojacar has become what it is thanks to that piece of coastline and you collapse it with nothing more than a silly smile...".
The certainty is that the beach bars, El Patio (fifty years old this season), El Cid, the Aku and others will lose a chunk of their land, most of their tables and all their beach beds would of course go - and there would be little left beyond a bar, at least in The Patio.
Clients would have to negotiate the promenade to get to the beach - or rather - the sea (there isn't much beach in that section already).
We must begin to wonder about the next remodelling of our playa - when the Paseo Maritimo arrives at the (quite hideous) roundabout where the crippled Indalo faces Garrucha - what will become of La Dolce Vita, or the Cava or La Pirata? Those places have no room on their sea-side for anything at all.
The mayor has said elsewhere that she wants Mojácar to be attractive to 'family tourism': buckets and spades, mosquito repellent, healthy parents queueing up to buy trifles in the souvenir shops which seem so prevalent here.
Shouldn't she represent the people who live here - rather than the ones she imagines would like to come to visit for a few days?  

Tuesday, 24 April 2018

More British Residents


The figure has been falling since the 'crisis' of 2008, but the number of Britons registered as living in Spain (town hall padrón figures at the statistics institute, the INE) has actually risen in the past twelve months by over 4,000. The official figures have gone from 236,669 to 240,934 as of January 1st 2018. An increase of over 1.8%. Something to do with the Brexit? Probably.
(A suitably horrible picture, to save the Press finding one of us all drinking in a bar full of Union flags).
All nationalities are here.

Monday, 23 April 2018

Just Making the Point

True for the Brexitoafs, and equally true for Mojácar. if you can't respect your neighbour, then your neighbour won't respect you back. If that happens, then things begin to stop working. The painting is from Fritz Mooney; the dot com is Business over Tapas - useful news about Spain.

Thursday, 19 April 2018

Losing our Residencias

Another subject not touched on by the Spanish authorities - *Residence Cards*: An idiot Englishman from the Costa Blanca managed in about 2008 to get us those ridiculous sheets of paper from the Ministry of the Interior (the police) after enormous effort, because he claimed that we should not have identity cards. The silly A4 paper (later reduced to a card which, since it carries no photograph is by itself almost useless) says that the bearer, as a 'community citizen' - ciudadano comunitario - has the right to live in Spain, blah blah. So, if we Brits leave the umbrella of the EU, we shall no longer be 'community citizens' and our paper plus passport combo won't be worth nowt. We also will not be 'residents' as this was rescinded in 2008. However, no doubt a load of paperwork and a quick visit to the Spanish Embassy in London would obtain us a new Tarjeta de Residencia no Comunitaria (if the rules haven't been tightened up by then)...
Once again - it's the job of the Ministerio del Interior to tell us what is happening and what paperwork - if any - they will want from us. 

Tuesday, 17 April 2018

The British Vote in Local Elections

This is the list for Somos Mojácar in the last election. Since we don't have any idea (because we are not of any importance), it is hard to know whether, following Brexit, those with a Union Flag next to their name will be on the same list in May 2019. That's Jessica, Adele, me, Gid, Keith, Nikky, Mark, Brian and Liam.
In Mojácar, there are some Brits on other party lists too - will there be any in the 2019 elections?
In other towns across the province, some Brits feature in local government, or in the opposition parties, or simply on a party-list. Will they still be there in 2019? The same thing in other provinces as well. The Ministry of the Interior could clear this up in an instant, but, fuggit, why bother?
How many Brits are involved - even peripherally - in local Spanish politics? Will they lose their rights to stand for office? Will British residents in Spain lose their rights to vote?
Does anyone care?

Friday, 13 April 2018

The End of the Government Within Weeks.


My editorial for Thursday's Business over Tapas began with this: 
'The Partido Popular are now looking for a replacement for Cristina Cifuentes following the scandal surrounding her master’s degree – sometimes known by the press as ‘Mastergate’. Cifuentes was lauded as the clean broom that swept away the years of corruption in the party, with her job as president of the Madrid community. Now another senior PP politician, Pablo Casado, has been found to have a master’s of equally dubious merit. Indeed, it begins to look like the King Juan Carlos University was handing these things out like sweets. Casado has cheerfully admitted: ‘I was not required to attend class nor to take exams: that was what I was told at the beginning of the master, and that was my case’...
Several stories of secretaries with impeccable PP contacts within the university are now surfacing and on Friday, the University fired the director of the master's degree of Ms Cifuentes in the classic case of closing the gate after the toro has escaped. 
Also on Friday, several other PP deputies were found to have 'adjusted' their curricula  in the parliamentary register. Not before one senior PP member, the Minister for Tourism (no less) was also found to have egg on his chin
To add fuel to the fire - a Podemos deputy was also caught in the inquiry, but, being Podemos, he instantly resigned
Supporters of the Partido Popular's unconventional way of acquiring titles (usually by taking 20% of the classes and paying a wallop for the rest) were encouraged to find that the PSOE leader for the Madrid Region calling for Cifuentes' resignation was himself allegedly guilty of a fake master's. 
The days of '...y tú mas...' (Oh yeah? and what about you?) are back.
Cifuentes may not want to resign, one source suggests, as she would lose her aforamiento (parliamentary immunity) and would become available to the judges for questioning in the Púnica Investigation. 
Now (in passing), a senior police chief has been outed as another client of the express-titles from the same URJC. 
Pressure now comes from the Spanish electorate, and also from the European Union. In short, this can not continue. The Partido Popular is committing suicide in the plain light of day say the columnists.
My Thursday editorial ended with:

'...As for the university and its apparent taste for base commercial practice – it too is now under investigation'. 
My item today ends with this:
The Government of Spain is now bound to fall within weeks. Either with a motion of censure, an interruption from the Constitutional Court or from the abrupt resignation of Mariano Rajoy.